Goddamn…..Sploogetastic, Fucknastic, Orgasmaclassic……An oldie but goodie that lasts and hands out hardons that last, unlike the recently reviewed number four in this series. An all star cast, some acting thats at least as good as any daytime soap opera out there, authentic no holds barred fucking and sucking, a story that can actually (kinda) be followed and of course everybody’s favorite hedgehog Mr. Ron Jeremy. I gotta say this was an awesome fucking movie and the babes in it totally dig taking it from a big cock and enjoy showing how much they get off while demonstrating their oral skills.

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The only problems with this movie were the stupid clothes they were wearing (thankfully they don’t wear em long tho) and it would be nice if there was a way to keep the sounds of fucking but lose the 1970’s soundtrack. Deep Throat 2 gets a deeply felt four cocks-up. No comments

MILFVixen.com treats you with this riddle…why do women drivers always get in accidents on one-way streets? Like this milf-slut shows us, when it comes to women all traffic is two-ways and both tunnels are open…beyotch! No comments

I dunno if they’re virgins but I sure don’t see any cock in this picture, and calling them virgins works for the title. Like most lesbians they seem to not know which way is up but they certainly are PinkandPerfect.com No comments

Zounds, begad and far fucking out…once again PinkandPerfect.com astounds me with the perfection of their site name combined with their content…Holy Synchronicity Batman these guys should win a freakin award for site names. I mean here you got a freakin perfect pink pussy spread by those sweet pink fingers I would love wrapped around my cock, and her soaking squirt drenched thighs showing that she has had a perfect orgasm. No comments

Personally given the choice between some slutty little teen and a more seasoned cock-craving milf, I would take the milf any day. Not only because of the experience but because I fucking hate teens. They are so fucking rude, and generally don’t give a damn about anybody but themselves. So I figure if I’m going to review a teen movie it may as well be one where they are getting rammed hard up the ass…god knows I can think of a few I wouldn’t mind ramming my fist up the asses of. First off I gotta say that, just like in TV shows like That 70’s show and Smallville and so many others, the ‘teens’ don’t necessarily look very ‘teen’…more like tween.

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Anyways, in three simplistic scenes these simpering sluts show that experienced or not, and regardless of timing or place, they are happy to enjoy a cock or two, and share that enjoyment with others. They are especially eager to show that both of their holes are open for business. No comments

Sweet fuckable mothers and Free-love Hippy chicks go together like peanut butter and jelly cos the generation that brings us both of these phenomena is just so grooving. Those sweet nurturing nymphos at MILFVixen.com  get spread wide for our pleasure today and want to remind us that while we’re all excited and grooving about Earth Day…let’s not forget that wonderful majesty of a nice full moon. No comments

If you’ve ever been to the mall on the weekend you’ve probably seen gangs of teen Asian chicks hanging around excitedly chattering into their cells, giggling about boys and whining about all that ‘girl stuff’ to each other, and usually very loudly. If you’re like me, then that kind of thing makes your skin crawl and drives you totally nuts. There’s nothing worse than a group of girls who can’t shut the fuck up and be quiet for two shakes, especially when they’re sexy and could be using their mouths for way better purposes than annoying the hell out of weekend shoppers like me. Totally Asian and 18 brings us some of these types of chicks, but in a totally different setting (thank fuck) and I must say they’re not quite as irritating with their mouths stuffed full of cock, tho the action could definitely have been hotter than it was. The sex was okay…nothing special though, that ‘zing’ factor was definitely missing from this movie. We get three average scenes that you’ll probably enjoy if you’re into asian chicks…there’s fucking and sucking outdoors…sexy petite bodies in stockings and suspenders…mutual masturbation that turns into a somewhat hot lesbo scene when one chick pulls out a big pink strap-on to fuck the other with. The movie finishes with a threesome when one of these asian babes grabs two well-hung dudes for a double pounding scene that makes the movie. Totally Asian and 18, tho not really my bag, was hot enough to score three stiff cocks-up. No comments

A lot of folks are down on towelheads people these days and I dunno, I don’t get it, they’ve contributed a lot of cool things to society. Things like numbers, so we can keep track of the size of tits on hot mamas like this at MILFVixen.com and my favorite Middle Eastern contribution…the cameltoe. No comments