Much of reviewing porn is like a dream job, but most of watching Chunky Pool Party is a big yawn…with my mouth open a lot bigger than these chicks mouths were. Once again, like in Chunky Cheerleaders none of the B’s in BBW applies to beautiful for any of these chicks. First off this movie lies…it says pool PARTY. We get four scenes of one-on-one action with ugly or plain chicks that for the most part look bored out of their heads, or as though they are waiting for the $50 so they can go score their Hostess cupcakes.



Don’t get me wrong, BBW sluts are fucking hot if one of the B’s stands for Beautiful. Expressions like ‘more cushion for the pushin’ and ‘more bounce to the ounce’ don’t come from nowhere, but Chunky Pool Party falls far short of any of these expectations. The only chick in it who really seems into fucking looks like she also has three grandchildren and hopefully they grow up to be better looking than her.

A while ago I reviewed Chubby Chasers 2, if you like watching curvy cum queens, watch it, enjoy it and one day soon I will have another cumtastic BBW flick reviewed for you to enjoy.

Chunky Pool Party gets a flaccid one cock-up because my mama always told me that you should be nice to fat people or they will eat you.

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Squirting when a chick cums is always a good sign that she is being fucked right like this one at FuckHerRight.com. With that look on her face she’s nowhere near done and if that dude keeps rubbing his cock on her clit I’m sure she’ll be squirting again.



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This chick at PinkandPerfect.com is a little bit too ginger to be pink… But I look at her face, and figure it would be totally perfect if I was really high one day to totally splooge on a face like that and play connect the dots on her freckles with my cum.



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You ever call up a buddy and say ‘what are you doin?’ and he says ‘fuckin your mother’? If one of my buddies ever said that to me, and it was true, I would call up my mom and I would say ‘way to go!’ cos the hottest type of mom, even if it’s your own is the one who’s a total slut (as long she’s not doing you). Vicki at MILFVixen.com shows us one of the reasons why she deserves Mother of the Year award going down on another hot slutty mom and showing us that she loves to fuck anyone, anytime, anywhere.



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You know a lotta dudes go on and on bitching about chicks getting to do the same kinda jobs as men and how “50 years ago there were no goddamn woman plumbers”. Bring on the babes says I….If I have to look at a plumber’s asscrack while they work I would be wayyyy happier for it to be a chicks nicely curved ass rather than some dude’s big hairy butt cleavage.

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