Even though this movie has the six million dollar man in it, it doesn’t have a six million dollar budget. It’s a loosely put together tale with a tongue in (ass)cheek take on Dragnet and 70’s porn. Starring a lot of big old names, emphasis on old, but still skilled such as Steve Austin, Ron Jeremy, Jewel De Nyle and Evan Stone. The story isn’t worth much but if you fast forward the sex is hot, heavy and wet with people who know how to fuck and like doing it on film. So basically we’re talking psychadelic suck-a-thon flashback fuckfest, no kink or niche stuff just good well rounded porn with good well rounded babes and a very rounded (not so well) Ron Jeremy. These folks do know how to fuck and take you thru 5 scenes of thouroghly enjoyable fucking and sucking to a satisfying conclusion. The story could have been left out but I guess when you’ve been in the biz forever you need whatever extra fun you can put in the film. A solidly sploogeable 3 cocks-up for Shagnet. No comments

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How many licks does it take the sluts at MILFVixen.com to get to the center of these tasty treats…? No comments

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