Archive for the 'Toon' Category
Barfucks, bring on the lay
Cartoon:
When I’m at the coffee bar this kinda thing would be fucking pretentious, but at a rad joint like this I’d be totally specific too. Wet pussy, hairy pussy, sticky pussy, slutty pussy, creamy pussy, virgin pussy, bald pussy, stretched pussy.. well fuck, like I’d have to order everything off the menu cos I dig all kinds of pussy. They should totally have an all you can eat buffet…
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I want Candy
Cartoon:
Ya’ know I remember playing a game called Candyland when I was young, It was never like this tho….I feel totally ripped right off.
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Geek or Freak ?
Cartoon:
Some dudes say that chicks cant be gamers, As we can see chicks are MADE to be gamers man and can do some moves with a joystick that I cant, and wont even try.
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Alien Cartoonist
Like seriously man, this cartoon could NOT have been written by any real person…The dude gets his freakin cock whipped (not even sliced or something sanely insane) OFF and then just calmly goes “alright no more using the whip for you”
Noooooo you would be screaming “oh my god you fucking bitch my cock oh my god” thats IF you could even form a proper word….even chicks can picture what it would feel like to get their clit whipped off….I tell you man, whoever did this cartoon is a fucking alien life form with no empathy for humans at all.
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Meat Market
Cartoon:
You know this isn’t really such a bad idea if the chick squeezing the meat is hot, someone should open that prude dude’s eyes. I bet this is why Wendy makes square burgers.
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Blah
Cartoon:
Funny how chicks sound like this even without their mouth stuffed with cock…
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Better the devil you know
Japanese Cartoon:
Dude when I want a nasty little bitch to fuck I get a slut who’s in touch with her devilish side, and who better to go for a wild ride with than a fucking concubine from hell?
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Dude…..whatta rush!
Cartoon:
Can you imagine fucking in freefall a thousand feet above earth…fucking totally awesome man!
Oh and like when you come and its dripping out of her some chick walking around below might have it spatter on her, like a facial from the gods kinda deal…whatta trip man I gotta get my girl in the air with me.
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Make Cookies Not Nookies
Cartoon:
k…like I know a lot of guys are into the granny scene, just like I know a lot of people like broccoli. But man when I picture stuff like this I just gotta go ewwww and shudder. Grannies are for making sponge cake - not boo-cake
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Why dont we d, d, d, doooo it in the ro o oad?
Cartoon:
I’d totally dig being a toon. I could take a mid-afternoon drive and say “I totally want to fuck right here right now on this road!” and get off without a care in the fucking world. Anywhere, anytime!
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