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Cats, Dogs And Three Blind Mice

April 21st, 2008 | Category: Toon
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Obviously this dude, as well as being blind and incredibly well hung, has some pretty bizarre ideas on how to get around and what to use as a cane…
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This is one instance where he’s very lucky…that dog is kinda tripped out but if it had been a cat that saw him, it might have thought ‘oh a new toy!’ with very painful results. No comments

Wipeout & Whip It Out

March 01st, 2008 | Category: Toon
Cartoon. Ya’know…even if you’re a surf fanatic or any other kinda fanatic…Im sorry but some things just take higher priority. This Dave dude no matter whether he loses or has the biggest wipeout ever is obviously the all around winner….2 dimensional or not….thats a freakin hot babe wrapped around his head.

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The Good, The Bad and the Well Stacked.

February 29th, 2008 | Category: Toon
Toon. hhh the wild west….good ol shootouts in the middle of the street….duels at high noon….dlooodoodoodooo–mwa mwa mwa Now shore enuff this hear cowpoke on his own is about to get plumb kilt…..but at least he will go to the pearly gates having already glimpsed heaven as he was getting filled with lead.

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Crack is Whack

February 28th, 2008 | Category: Toon
You know a lotta dudes go on and on bitching about chicks getting to do the same kinda jobs as men and how “50 years ago there were no goddamn woman plumbers”. Bring on the babes says I….If I have to look at a plumber’s asscrack while they work I would be wayyyy happier for it to be a chicks nicely curved ass rather than some dude’s big hairy butt cleavage.

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Back to the Drawing Broad

February 05th, 2008 | Category: Toon
Have you ever seen one of these for sale?  No…cos it’s one of the stupidest marketing ideas ever fucking made. As it is when it comes to women, we have to listen to sounds coming out of one pair of lips…last thing any of us want is to have to listen to sounds coming out of the other pair. Adult cartoons from Trashy Toons.

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Cheech and Shlong

February 04th, 2008 | Category: Toon
Ever been lucky enough to get detained and searched at customs ? I have and it wasn’t as fun as this…. If it had been I would be totally going to airports, buying cheap seat tix and then talking (loudly) on my cell phone to a buddy about how I’m worried I will get searched cos of the weed I have “hidden” in my drawers. Adult cartoon from Trashy Toons.

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Slurp That Weiner

February 02nd, 2008 | Category: Toon
Chicks have totally got to realize that they should just give in to their inhibitions, go all the way and just get fucked any way, every way, and as often as they can….and that a good facial makes it so you can enjoy the sun’s rays without getting all wrinkly. So dudes, explain to whatever babe you happen to be boning that she should enjoy any bukakke she can. It’s good for her. Adult cartoon.

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Not like this TrashyToon chick who seems to think that a room full of guys are going to take turns…hahaha…like cmon babe, go for the full oscar meyer experience…I wonder if she has a cock in each hand and another fuckstick being jacked between her feet )

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Mismatched Pair Adult Toon

February 01st, 2008 | Category: Toon
Yeah man this dude is getting totally nailed and you can tell the Boss of his house is a Bossette…But yknow….looking at them…this guy should just be totally grateful for the pounding she is giving him cos he is like 30 years older, bald so he’s just damn lucky to have a sexy piece of ass even if she is kinky as hell. Adult cartoon.

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Truth Hurts

January 31st, 2008 | Category: Toon
You know how sometimes you’re just better off believing a lie instead of knowing the truth. This is totally one of those times….birdcrap sucks…but hey it happens and you say goddamn bird etc and then forget about it…..catching a headful of splooge you just arent going to brush off as easy. Adult cartoon.

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Hanging with the Neighbors

January 30th, 2008 | Category: Toon
You know I dont know about you but all my neighbors are pretty square… Well anyways they arent fun enough that I get sweet views like this.  I would trade places with that prude dude below them in a flash.

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