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Free 4 All

January 29th, 2008 | Category: DVD Review
K…a while ago I reviewed Free 4 All 2 and said I would have to look up number one since number 2 was such a hit…so here we are. A movie with only one scene and no need for more. Same formula…get some sluts who know how to fuck and totally love cock and cum and cumming mix well with some well hung dudes and bake till sizzling hot.

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The action heats up so fast and hard that I can only get this one non nude pic for you but dont be a wuss…check out the real thing anyways…not a movie that will leave anything left in your balls when finished watching it.

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Our time doesn’t get wasted with some lame-ass attempt at story and acting…story = chick enters bike shop and proceeds to fuck owner and workers…all the story we need and this blonde nympho knows what to do with cock as she sucks, jacks and gets her ass and pussy filled all at the same time until she is totally fucking covered with cum man…sounds hot huh ? But the one slut isn’t enough…..noooo they have to bring in three more cock ‘n cum crazed cuties and these guys take turns banging and being sucked and jacked as they go from one to the other…..moans of ecstasy and shots of cum and lust in every scene including my personal ultra-slut position…two thick cocks filling one hungry pussy.



Free 4 All is a series that delivers in every way and shows once again that the hottest chicks in the world are the sluttiest chicks in the world cos this kinda sexual energy just leaps out at you thru the screen man. Free 4 All gets the first ever Rip-roaring, cum-shooting, rooting-tooting five cocks-up.

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Breast Stroke

January 26th, 2008 | Category: DVD Review
Every four years we get to watch the Summer Olympics and see a bunch of hard-body babes working up a sweat but my favorite is the swimming, and I always dig it when they say that they’re going to do the breast stroke, cos I picture all these chicks standing at the starting blocks rubbing their tits….which is pretty much the way Breast Stroke the movie begins.

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We have a monster mammaried mama massaging her melon sized mounds and then spreading them with whipped cream and fucking herself into an orgasmic frenzy. Each following scene is filled with big bouncing boobs of fun as these oversexed and over-inflated nymphos get fucked repeatedly and their titanic tits swing in time with the poundings that they take.

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Remember at the beginning when I said melon sized mounds…well we also get poetry and irony in motion as in the final scene we get to see this hugely stacked blonde bombshell with a couple of nice melons smacking apart a real melon before she gets into some kinky food sex. A stroking three cocks-up for Breast Stroke. No comments

Hot Mamas

January 25th, 2008 | Category: DVD Review
People have said to me that I seem to dig the milf movies most and yknow what….in many ways thats totally true cos the best kinda chick is a slut, and the sluttiest chicks are those 30-something nymphos who want to fuck till they drop and then if there’s a hard cock around they want it to fuck them even while they are dropped. Thats the type of chick that “Hot Mamas” is about.

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Six sizzling slut-filled scenes of sex as these multi-orgasmic mamas ride to orgasm after orgasm with looks on their faces that beg for more. We get big natural tits, big fake tits and chicks taking big dicks including one lucky hot mama who gets to scream her way in pleasure through an intense dp scene

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Overall this was a decent fuckfest movie with a cast of creamers cumming continuously… my only beef with this flick is the idiot in the last scene kept distracting me from the chick cos 45+ year old dudes should not have blue hair with blonde fringe because bright blue hair is totally stupid and totally distracting from the hot mama getting fucked. Three cocks-up for Hot Mamas, at least one of these scenes is guaranteed sploogetastic to anybody who digs watching these 30-something sluts getting it on. No comments

Trailer Trash Nurses 6

January 24th, 2008 | Category: DVD Review, Hardcore Porn
Yee-haw… or is that Hee-Haw… anyways, in this fucked up Billy Rae Cyrus meets Marvin Gaye Ho-down we get some stacked bimbos who are dumber than rocks getting it on with a bunch of hillbillies and beating the yolks of the small town yokels.

No matter how dumb these cum sluts are they’re at least smart enough that they obviously totally dig fucking and sucking.

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As I’ve said before, I personally don’t see the point of having a storyline where the actors and actresses can’t act and as far as porn goes they should just fuck cos that’s what they’re there to do.

Fortunately, even though Trailer Trash Nurses 6 tries to have a storyline; the dumbass actors and bimbo slut actresses do a totally phenomenal job of acting like dumbasses and bimbo sluts… so it works.

The sex is hot enough and these chicks totally know how to work a cock. Trailer Trash Nurses 6 gets a jackable 3 cocks-up… woulda been more if they hadn’t wasted my time with not fucking and just stayed busy with good hardcore nasty sex. No comments

International Butt Babes 3

January 23rd, 2008 | Category: DVD Review, Hardcore Porn
This movie shows that chicks all over the world, whether they have freeways or autobahns or drive-thrus they all like going for a ride down the hershey highway. Throughout International Butt Babes 3 we get taken on a rectum rampage of a trip through America and Europe and five farout scenes of posterior plunging pleasure.

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From a blonde yankee getting her doo-doo doodled where we see the pleasure on her face as well as gushing out of her pussy over to Europe where we see the English and French bending over and taking it as they have for the last hundred years.

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As I’ve said before, those Eastern Euro chicks are totally into the decadent dicking scene and that’s fucking obvious in this movie. These babes take the anal plunge ultra deep and moan for more. The movie makers were even nice enough to show us that lesbians love anal action too. We get a couple ultra hot nymphos going down on each other and some serious ass fucking almost going as far as fisting.

The intensity of these bottom banged babes getting their tushies tanked rates International Butt Babes 3 a good stiff four cocks-up. No comments

Handjobs 16

January 22nd, 2008 | Category: DVD Review
Chicks are funny man, they dig seeing cocks spurting almost as much as we like feeling it and all eleven (thats right 11) scenes here show it.
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We get to see young hardbody hotties and lovely latinas ultra-nympho milfs and some hot chocolate showing their styles of jacking and their glee at watching the cum fly and knowing that they are the ones that watched these cocks explode. We dont get any fucking and only a little sucking but the title does say up front that its a bunch of handjobs and the cock loving energy of these chicks did not leave me limp as I watched them work their magic on these dudes wands as they go after these cocks one on one or as in one of these scenes three on one….aint a lot in the world hotter than a cock loving babe who is surrounded by eager to explode fuck-sticks and seeing the excitement as they get closer to blast-off For a pure jackoff movie it doesnt get a whole lot better than this. A pumping four out of five cocks-up for Handjobs 16 No comments

American Cocksuckin Championship 10

January 21st, 2008 | Category: DVD Review, Hardcore Porn
Two hot English dick lickin tarts tag-team against two super sexy cocksucking Yankee sluts who get a head start when huge titted babe Miko Lee gets down on her knees and shows off her skills before the match. When the other yankee slut Ashley shows up they both go to town with their natural cocksucking lust in the dressing room for a totally killer opening move.
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It totally feels like a PPV wrestling event with the crowd chanting USA USA and the announcer yelling ‘let’s get ready to suck iiiiiiiit’. The guys come out their cocks bouncing and the cocksucking begins. One cock, then two, three, four and more and more til the first tag, and then the controversy starts. The yanks totally cheat cos they’re true cocksucking sluts who wont tag out so they both get on their knees in the ring instead. All hell breaks loose as cocks get sucked left right and center by all four of these cock crazy sluts.
American Cock Suckin Championships 10 is an entertaining flick with some super hardcore cocksucking sluts and scores a jerkin 4 cocks up. No comments

Screw My Wife Please 26

January 19th, 2008 | Category: DVD Review, MILF
Truth, Justice, and The American Way….thats what this movie is all about. Truth: Most husbands are lame ass fuckers who cant last more than a couple minutes and are underhung leading over 90% of wives to have affairs. Justice: These sluts find a way to get the action they want and enough cock and cum to almost satisfy their daily needs since they cant get what they crave at home. The American Way: Brazen dudes who know what they want taking it right in front of the owner and saying “fuck yeah !” while they do it. Thats what this flick is about.
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We’ve got a huge range of wives craving cock and takeing it in every hole while their often astounded and almost always aroused husbands look on in wonder as they see their sweet wives release the cock hungry slut waiting to be released in every woman.

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Screw My Wife Please 26 gets an adulterous three cocks-up (just like this blonde super-slut wife in one of the scenes) Better camerawork would have gotten it a four. No comments

Shagnet

January 18th, 2008 | Category: DVD Review
Even though this movie has the six million dollar man in it, it doesn’t have a six million dollar budget. It’s a loosely put together tale with a tongue in (ass)cheek take on Dragnet and 70’s porn. Starring a lot of big old names, emphasis on old, but still skilled such as Steve Austin, Ron Jeremy, Jewel De Nyle and Evan Stone. The story isn’t worth much but if you fast forward the sex is hot, heavy and wet with people who know how to fuck and like doing it on film.
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So basically we’re talking psychadelic suck-a-thon flashback fuckfest, no kink or niche stuff just good well rounded porn with good well rounded babes and a very rounded (not so well) Ron Jeremy. These folks do know how to fuck and take you thru 5 scenes of thouroghly enjoyable fucking and sucking to a satisfying conclusion. The story could have been left out but I guess when you’ve been in the biz forever you need whatever extra fun you can put in the film. A solidly sploogeable 3 cocks-up for Shagnet. No comments

Felix The Lucky Slave 5

January 17th, 2008 | Category: DVD Review
K…Im guessing you’ve seen Casino Royale…not the stoner Peter Sellers/David Niven one. The new one. Felix The Lucky Slave 5 is just like it. Well just like the torture scene near the end anyways…so if you’re some kinko who found yourself getting hard or wet watching it then this movie is for you.
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Like this Felix dude is messed right up (guess it goes with being named Felix) and a total masochist. First we get treated to scenes of his previous adventures which include being tortured with syringes and then embark on a trip of watching him get whipped HARD and everywhere in every position by a couple big titted chicks who even tie up his balls and then whip the hell out of his cock and balls.

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Crazy shit man…I give it just one cocks-up for Felix The Lucky Slave 5 and thats cos my cock wants to keep up and wary cos its too scared to relax after watching this. No comments

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