Goddamn…..Sploogetastic, Fucknastic, Orgasmaclassic……An oldie but goodie that lasts and hands out hardons that last, unlike the recently reviewed number four in this series. An all star cast, some acting thats at least as good as any daytime soap opera out there, authentic no holds barred fucking and sucking, a story that can actually (kinda) be followed and of course everybody’s favorite hedgehog Mr. Ron Jeremy. I gotta say this was an awesome fucking movie and the babes in it totally dig taking it from a big cock and enjoy showing how much they get off while demonstrating their oral skills.

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The only problems with this movie were the stupid clothes they were wearing (thankfully they don’t wear em long tho) and it would be nice if there was a way to keep the sounds of fucking but lose the 1970’s soundtrack. Deep Throat 2 gets a deeply felt four cocks-up. No comments

Personally given the choice between some slutty little teen and a more seasoned cock-craving milf, I would take the milf any day. Not only because of the experience but because I fucking hate teens. They are so fucking rude, and generally don’t give a damn about anybody but themselves. So I figure if I’m going to review a teen movie it may as well be one where they are getting rammed hard up the ass…god knows I can think of a few I wouldn’t mind ramming my fist up the asses of. First off I gotta say that, just like in TV shows like That 70’s show and Smallville and so many others, the ‘teens’ don’t necessarily look very ‘teen’…more like tween.

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If you’ve ever been to the mall on the weekend you’ve probably seen gangs of teen Asian chicks hanging around excitedly chattering into their cells, giggling about boys and whining about all that ‘girl stuff’ to each other, and usually very loudly. If you’re like me, then that kind of thing makes your skin crawl and drives you totally nuts. There’s nothing worse than a group of girls who can’t shut the fuck up and be quiet for two shakes, especially when they’re sexy and could be using their mouths for way better purposes than annoying the hell out of weekend shoppers like me. Totally Asian and 18 brings us some of these types of chicks, but in a totally different setting (thank fuck) and I must say they’re not quite as irritating with their mouths stuffed full of cock, tho the action could definitely have been hotter than it was. The sex was okay…nothing special though, that ‘zing’ factor was definitely missing from this movie. We get three average scenes that you’ll probably enjoy if you’re into asian chicks…there’s fucking and sucking outdoors…sexy petite bodies in stockings and suspenders…mutual masturbation that turns into a somewhat hot lesbo scene when one chick pulls out a big pink strap-on to fuck the other with. The movie finishes with a threesome when one of these asian babes grabs two well-hung dudes for a double pounding scene that makes the movie. Totally Asian and 18, tho not really my bag, was hot enough to score three stiff cocks-up. No comments

Who says that black oppression is dead? After watching this I figure that the black man is as oppressed as he’s always been. I mean jesus dude, sure these more than mature mamas are a lot hotter than my granny, but still it would cost more than any porn company would offer to get me to fuck one of them. Maybe when I’m 65 I will be more into hot old chicks…but probably not.



As far as action goes you don’t get ripped off…six hardcore raunchy sex scenes as these mature nymphos have their way with one black fuckstick after another. Thankfully a couple of the chicks are more in the MILF range than the granny range (maybe they were such sluts and passed on the slut gene so that they could be grannies when they were in their 30’s) This movie wasn’t really my bag so it didn’t lessen the load in my bag but if you dig the older chicks it’s worth checking out. Grannies Who Suck Black Cock and Eat Cum 2 gets one semi-teased cock-up for the intensity of some of the scenes.

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Let the good times roll… Lesbian Hooter Party has got good times rolling, flowing, squirting…goddamn it’s a good time in this movie. These chicks are way too hot to be lesbians, but if they want to call themselves that for the movie, that’s fine by me. They can call themselves whatever they want and I have some things I would call them too.

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These babes have some of the biggest tits I’ve seen lately and they get it on with titty rubbing, tit on clit fucking, hard and heavy strap-on sucking and fucking and sensational sapphic squirting action in all four frantic scenes. These are chicks who are totally into what they’re doing and completely not shy about being noisy when they cum.

For chick on chick movies that I have seen, this ranks in the Top Ten and gets four hard cocks-up for each of it’s four hard scenes.

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Much of reviewing porn is like a dream job, but most of watching Chunky Pool Party is a big yawn…with my mouth open a lot bigger than these chicks mouths were. Once again, like in Chunky Cheerleaders none of the B’s in BBW applies to beautiful for any of these chicks. First off this movie lies…it says pool PARTY. We get four scenes of one-on-one action with ugly or plain chicks that for the most part look bored out of their heads, or as though they are waiting for the $50 so they can go score their Hostess cupcakes.



Don’t get me wrong, BBW sluts are fucking hot if one of the B’s stands for Beautiful. Expressions like ‘more cushion for the pushin’ and ‘more bounce to the ounce’ don’t come from nowhere, but Chunky Pool Party falls far short of any of these expectations. The only chick in it who really seems into fucking looks like she also has three grandchildren and hopefully they grow up to be better looking than her.

A while ago I reviewed Chubby Chasers 2, if you like watching curvy cum queens, watch it, enjoy it and one day soon I will have another cumtastic BBW flick reviewed for you to enjoy.

Chunky Pool Party gets a flaccid one cock-up because my mama always told me that you should be nice to fat people or they will eat you.

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Jam-packed with ten scenes of foot lusting and fucking, Toe Jam 2 gives us an action-packed glimpse into the kinkiness of foot fetish. I’m not sure how these whackjobs can handle having stinky smelly feet shoved in their mouths…but they totally look like they’re enjoying their fantasy, so I guess it works.



You’ve got blondes, brunettes, MILF, young babes, all hot sluts who want their toes sucked and there’s more sole-sucking than in any horror movie I’ve ever seen, and enough sole food to put Little Jamaica to shame. We do get to see some pussy pounding in every scene…getting their toes sucked seems to make these crazy sluts ultra-horny and dripping wet.

After watching all ten scenes of Toe Jam 2 I still don’t get why sucking toes is hot but if it gets chicks as wet as these sluts, serve me up some of that sole food. Toe Jam 2 gets a toeriffic two and a half cocks-up.

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There are a lot of cool things about wearing the color white, especially when it’s a chick out in the sun in panties, and even better if there’s some wetness cos then it becomes SEE-THRU. These ultra horny (and you know they’re ultra horny cos if they weren’t, no amount of money would entice them to fuck these guys with such enthusiasm) MILFs get what they need in three sextastic scenes.



It’s pool patio party-time in these three hardcore scenes. Scene one we get first a dusky latina MILF slut who gets her patio pussy time as she shows her cock-sucking and fucking skills and sucks the splooge from his cock in the bright sunny outdoors. Follow this up with a couple bronzed beauty babes gettin some sapphic sunshine as they go down on each other bringing each other to enthusiastic orgasms over and over. Last scene we get the horniest of these chicks who fucks (or gets fucked) her ass off. The dude is old enough to be her father and looks like his face belongs on a wanted poster but it doesn’t change her enthusiasm as she rides him to orgasm after orgasm.

White Panty Chronicles 20 was better than I expected it to be, mostly because of the rampant raunchy nympho behavior of the chicks in it. Three cocks-up to White Panty Chronicles 20.

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Okay so you’re a confessed sexoholic, what’s the next step? Well the guys who made this movie sent these lucky dudes and babeliciously horny sexoholic nymphos to ‘get away’ from their addiction…but yeah, we all know what happens when you put a bunch of over-sexed fuckers together in an enclosed space…tons of wet hot energetic sex. (sounds like a fox reality show doesn’t it?)



For a bunch of sexoholics there could’ve been a hell of a lot more action in this movie…sure it’s got five scenes but most of them you’re just gonna be skimming through. It does start off with a hot chick on chick scene and the movie does get a hardness factor from the fact that it has British superslut Hannah Harper in it, and we all know how fucking crazy those Brit chicks get when the juices get flowing.

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My big problem with it is when you title your movie Sexoholics you expect there to be TONS of sex, group scenes, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes and so on…Sexoholics is pretty much all just one on one stuff. This movie gets a generous two cocks-up and that is solely due to the nympho crazy participaction of Hannah Harper.

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I dig porn…lots of porn…heaps of porn…big huge freakin piles of porn…but I would rather watch the fantastic four than the fantastic 40’s. Now I’m sure that experience counts for a lot and this MILF chick, even though she’s a bit riper than that sweeter 30-something fruit, shows that she does know how to suck and fuck.



Young, Old, Big, Small, Short, Fat, Tall and Skinny…this mature mother-fucked mama does them all in her quest for the perfect gangbang through four fucktastic scenes…maybe you gotta wait til you’re in your 40’s and that’s why it’s called fantastic cos a chick’s got to break in her pussy during her 20’s and 30’s if she’s going to go on such an epic quest.

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Overall the sex was hot, the chick was not, it looked like a good fucking time for everyone who made the movie and I give it a spurting three cocks-up.

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